Seven Helpful Sites That Tell You What The F**k To Do

Feeling indecisive? Need a little help figuring out where to eat, drink, or what music to listen to? Sure, plenty of apps and web sites can help you out, but when you really want to get to the point, nothing beats the direct approach. These helpful sites get right to the point, telling you what the f**k to do.

After having run into a lot of aggressively helpful web sites lately, we thought it might be fun to pull some of our favorites together in one, big TGIFF list.

The F**king Weather

An honorable mention among your picks for best weather web site, The F**king Weather gives you a no-nonsense forecast without bloat or fluff. Just the temperature and a general idea of what it's like outside. Scroll down a bit for the five day f**king forecast.

Where The F**k Should I Go To Eat?

Share your location or type in your zip code, and the webapp will find you a restaurant in your neighborhood, complete with a link to the restaurant's site and a Google Map showing you how to get there. Don't like it? Click "No, that place looks like s**t" for a new suggestion. Obviously works best when you have a lot of options in your area, but it came up with great suggestions when I tested it.

Where The F**k Should I Go For Drinks?

Made by the same folks behind Where The F**k Should I Go To Eat?, this webapp uses your location or zip code to suggest a bar or brewpub in your area where you can enjoy a tasty adult beverage. Refresh for a different recommendation.

What The F**k Should I Make for Dinner?

If you feel like cooking in instead, this site will help you figure out what you should make this evening—and link you to the recipe. Vegetarian? Click the "I don't f**king eat meat" at the bottom of the page for a veggie-friendly option, or "I don't f**king like that" for a new recipe.

What The F**k Should I Listen To Now?

Need a little help figuring out what to listen to once your playlist is over? Pandora not holding your attention anymore? Type in an artist to What The F**k Should I Listen To Now? and let the site's last.fm-powered search come up with a suggestion for you, complete with an artist bio.

The F**king Time

Yup, it's a clock. Select your time zone from the drop-down menu, and you've got the f**king time, down to the second.

Learn Your Damn Homophones

For those folks looking for more ammo in their grammar cannons, Learn Your Damn Homophones may not have f**king in the title, but it isn't afraid to drop the f-bomb in support of a good cause: namely making sure people can tell the difference between "affect" and "effect," "complement" and "compliment," and "loose" versus "lose," among others.

Honorable Mentions

For those of you who work with social media every day, maybe What The F**k Is My Social Media Strategy can help you figure out what exactly your company is doing on Facebook or Twitter. According to the site, you're probably "Exposing new users to the brand through organic conversations," whatever that actually means. Also, getting in shape is that much easier when you follow The F**king Trainer on Twitter. He'll praise you when you feel the burn, but he won't pull punches when you slack off.

If you're looking to expand your vocabulary, try The F**king Word Of The Day, a blog and iOS app that will expose you to a new English word every morning—and not all of them are profane, we promise.

Update: A few of you have mentioned What F**king Gifts Should I Buy as another great site in the same category - if you need to buy gifts, especially around the holidays, they're straight, to the point, and actually offer some really good gift ideas. Thanks to everyone who sent it in!

Finally, if you want to build your own version of one of these sites, it's easier than you think: just pick up the WTF Engine over at Github, load it up on your own host, and start telling the world what the f**k you want them to know. Have any sites we missed in the roundup? Think this is all too profane for your tender tastes? Whatever you think, let us know in the comments below.